Diagnosis

Growth Systems Teardown

Find out what is broken before you build anything.

A recorded teardown of your actual accounts, releases and archive, with a fix list in priority order.

  • 20-minute recording
  • Written fix list
  • Fully credited toward the Session
  • No call to schedule
  • Async, watch it anywhere
In build, not for sale yet All tools

The Teardown isn't open yet. It's described here in full, but we aren't taking bookings for it until the process is running.

Why it exists

A demonstration, not a promise.

Every agency will tell you what they would do. Almost none of them will show you, because showing you costs them an afternoon and gives away the part they're actually selling.

The Teardown is that afternoon. You experience the thinking before you spend a thousand pounds on it, which means the Session stops being a leap of faith and becomes an obvious next step or an obvious no.

And it's yours either way. If you never book anything else, you still have a prioritised list of what is costing you growth.

  1. It's tour-proof.

    No scheduling, no timezones, nothing that needs you at a desk. It's a recording, so it survives a bus at 2am and a festival weekend.

  2. It's a miniature of the real thing.

    The Growth Blueprint Session™ is this thinking applied with you, in the room, building the plan together. The Teardown is the same eye, one-way. That makes the upgrade obvious instead of salesy.

  3. The whole fee comes back.

    The full $197 is credited toward the Session if you book within 30 days. Taken that way, the diagnosis costs nothing and only the build does.

What you get back

What is leaking, and what to fix first

  • The recorded walkthrough

    Twenty minutes through your actual accounts, releases and archive. Not a template with your name in it.

  • The priority fix list

    Written, ordered, and specific. What to fix this week, what to fix next, and what to stop doing entirely.

  • The build order

    If the answer is that you need a system rather than a fix, you get the order it should be built in, whether or not you build it with us.

This covered the what. The Session builds the how, with you.

How you get it

Nothing downloads.

Nothing is scheduled. You send your socials, your recent releases and whatever content archive you have. We go through it properly and send back a recorded walkthrough with a written fix list ordered by what matters first. No call, no timezone maths, nothing in your calendar.

Who it's for

Artists who want to know what is actually broken before committing to a build. You suspect the problem isn't effort, you just can't see the system from inside it.

Worth knowing

  • You have to send real material. Socials, recent releases and whatever archive you have; a teardown of an empty account isn't worth either of our time.
  • It's a diagnosis, not a build. It tells you what to fix and in what order. Doing it is either your job or the Session.
  • The credit runs 30 days. After that the $197 is just the Teardown.

What you get

  • Recorded teardown Roughly 20 minutes, walking your socials, releases and archive
  • Priority fix list Written, ordered by what costs you the most growth first

A 20-minute recorded walkthrough plus a written priority fix list

The Teardown tells you what is leaking.

Growth Systems Teardown

$197 one-time · A 20-minute recorded walkthrough plus a written priority fix list

In build, not for sale yet

The bundle

All Three Tools

The Kit organizes one show. The Calendar organizes one release. The Vault organizes everything across time.

Each tool solves its own problem on its own. Together they cover the whole loop: what you ask for before a show, what you do with a release, and what happens to every file after.

  • Show Media Brief Kit $17
  • Release Rollout Calendar $19
  • The Content Vault $29